It's Just Like That Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld on How to Write a Joke

trishaleighkc — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:33:55 -0500

Jerry Seinfeld on How to Write a Joke: The comedian describes the anatomy of his Pop-Tart joke,...

Rental Cars

trishaleighkc — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:24:00 -0500

JERRY: "I hate rental cars. Nothin' ever works: the window doesn't work, the radio doesn't work......

On Revenge

trishaleighkc — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:59:26 -0500

JERRY: "What is the point of all this?" GEORGE: "Revenge." JERRY: "You know, the best revenge...

A Mickey Source

trishaleighkc — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:58:25 -0500

GEORGE: "I'm gonna slip him a mickey." JERRY: "What, in his drink? Are you out of your mind? What...

Puddy FTW

trishaleighkc — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 01:08:00 -0500

JERRY: "Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?" ELAINE: "The...

It's a Breeze

trishaleighkc — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:40:43 -0500

GEORGE: "So Whatley's still Jewish?" JERRY: "Sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze."

"You know if you take everything I’ve accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into..."

trishaleighkc — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 01:44:50 -0500

““You know if you take everything I’ve accomplished in my entire life and condense...

andross: David Puddy was the greatest minor character not named...

trishaleighkc — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:05:53 -0500

andross:

David Puddy was the greatest minor character not named Newman on the show.

AGREED.

Man Fur

trishaleighkc — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 03:05:47 -0500

JERRY: "So Puddy wears a man fur?" ELAINE: "He was struttin around the coffee shop like Stein...

The Hitler Stuff

trishaleighkc — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 21:08:52 -0500

JERRY: "What's going on?" GEORGE: "Siege mentality, Jerry. They really want me out of here....

Involved

trishaleighkc — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 21:40:45 -0500

JERRY: "What do you mean, involved?" KRAMER: "Well I ran out onto the court and threw a hotdog at...

Sweatshop Eggs

trishaleighkc — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 01:04:24 -0500

KRAMER: "Kurt, taste these eggs." KURT: "Uh, no. I only eat cage free, farm fresh." KRAMER:...

I dare you not to laugh. So freaking awkward.

trishaleighkc — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 01:17:23 -0400

I dare you not to laugh. So freaking awkward.

"People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t Cinemax."

trishaleighkc — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 16:58:37 -0400

““People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t...

I'll Give Him That

trishaleighkc — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:06:10 -0400

JERRY: "Newman! He's going with Newman!" GEORGE: "How does Whatley even know Newman?" JERRY:...

The Glitteratti

trishaleighkc — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 01:07:39 -0400

KRAMER: "You're dating this woman?" GEORGE: "Yeah." KRAMER: "Ooh, George. You're becoming one...

Off With Their Heads

trishaleighkc — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 02:11:28 -0400

ELAINE: "I'll tell you what, could you tape the rest of the pig men and the women who love them...

"I mean sex is great, but you really don’t want to think that your whole life began because..."

trishaleighkc — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 02:07:53 -0400

““I mean sex is great, but you really don’t want to think that your whole life...

I Need Your Virgin

trishaleighkc — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 02:04:53 -0400

ELAINE: "I got served with papers today. Ping is suing me! And listen, I need your virgin as a...

Alright, Biff

trishaleighkc — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:30:46 -0400

JERRY: "So what do you say? Ride the cyclone? Hot dog at Nathan's on me?" GEORGE: "Who are you,...