It's Just Like That Seinfeld

Oct 24

It's a Land Rush

• JERRY: "I didn't know the coma etiquette."
• KRAMER: "There is no coma etiquette! That's the beauty of the coma!"
• JERRY: "So you're saying, his girl, his car, his clothes...it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim."
• KRAMER: "I give him 24 hours to get out of it. If he can't get out of it in 24 hours, it's a land rush."

That's My Car!

• JERRY: "Can I ask you a question?"
• THIEF: "Sure."
• JERRY: "Did you steal my car?"
• THIEF: "Yes I did."
• JERRY: "That's my car!"
• THIEF: "I didn't know it was yours."

Oct 23

Spiders in the Toilet

• ELAINE: "Why don't you quit watching?"
• JERRY: "I don't know, I'm obsessed with it! It's like when you see a spider in the toilet struggling for survival. And even though you know he's not going to make it, you kind of root for him for a minute."
• ELAINE: "Then you flush."
• JERRY: "...well it's a spider."

Tor Eckman

• TOR: "What month were you born?"
• GEORGE: "April."
• TOR: "You should have been born in August. Your parents would have been well advised to wait."

“If I don’t get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I’m going to kill him and anyone else who gets in my way.” — Elaine Benes (Seinfeld - The Busboy)

Even Oswald

• ELAINE: "What time's the game?"
• JERRY: "2:45."
• ELAINE: "What time's the funeral?"
• JERRY: "2:00."
• ELAINE: "Hmm. How long does a funeral take?"
• JERRY: "Depends on how nice the person was. But you gotta figure even Oswald took 45 minutes."

Oct 20

“Mr. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back.” — Frank Costanza (Seinfeld-The Caddy)

Oct 19

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Oct 18

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Oct 16

An Office Classic

• ELAINE: "There was a guy, we had a few too many..."
• JERRY: "You went home with him?"
• ELAINE: "Worse. We made out at the table like our plane was going down."
• JERRY: "Ah, the drunken make out. An office classic."