It's Just Like That Seinfeld

May 13

It Means He's Lying

• ELAINE: "Let me ask you something. When you're with a guy and he says he has to get up early, what does that mean?"
• JERRY: "It means he's lying."

May 12

“I’m not going along. I can see you in Berlin in 1939, goose stepping past me. Come on, Jerry. Go along, go along…” — Jerry Seinfeld (to George Costanza)

May 07

Meanwhile...

• KRAMER: "I saw this show one time about people who are terminally ill. Every one of them believed that the secret to life is just to live every moment."
• GEORGE: "Meanwhile I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."

Fish

• GEORGE: "At least you accomplished something. You got fish."
• JERRY: "Oh yeah, fish. Big accomplishment.
• GEORGE: "Yeah, fish. What do they do?"
• ELAINE: "What do you do?"

This is a Person I Like

• KRAMER: (points to extra mattress) Is this for that woman? Why even give her an option!?"
• JERRY: "This is a person I like. It's not 'how to score on spring break.'"

No.

• GEORGE: (interviewing a kid for the Susan Ross Foundation scholarship) "If you were an animal, what would you be?"
• KID: "I don't know. A frog?"
• GEORGE: "No. Frog is wrong."

May 05

I Saw Your Act

• MARLENE: "Well, I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
• JERRY: "Tuesday night, what happened Tuesday night?"
• MARLENE: "I saw your act. To be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It was just so much fluff."
• JERRY: "So what are you saying, you didn't like my act so that's it?"
• MARLENE: "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
• JERRY: "You're a cashier!"

People

• KRAMER: "I don't understand people. I mean, why would George want to deprive you of pleasure? Is it just me?"
• JERRY: "It's partially you, yeah."

May 02

Puddy

• GEORGE: "By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?"
• ELAINE: "I needed to move a bureau."

A Couple of White People

• DARREL: "So we're just...a couple of white people?"
• ELAINE: "I guess."
• DARREL: "Do you want to go to The Gap?"