It Means He's Lying
- ELAINE: "Let me ask you something. When you're with a guy and he says he has to get up early, what does that mean?"
- JERRY: "It means he's lying."
"I’m not going along. I can see you in Berlin in 1939, goose stepping past me. Come on, Jerry. Go along, go along…"
— Jerry Seinfeld (to George Costanza)
Meanwhile...
- KRAMER: "I saw this show one time about people who are terminally ill. Every one of them believed that the secret to life is just to live every moment."
- GEORGE: "Meanwhile I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
Fish
- GEORGE: "At least you accomplished something. You got fish."
- JERRY: "Oh yeah, fish. Big accomplishment.
- GEORGE: "Yeah, fish. What do they do?"
- ELAINE: "What do you do?"
This is a Person I Like
- KRAMER: (points to extra mattress) Is this for that woman? Why even give her an option!?"
- JERRY: "This is a person I like. It's not 'how to score on spring break.'"
No.
- GEORGE: (interviewing a kid for the Susan Ross Foundation scholarship) "If you were an animal, what would you be?"
- KID: "I don't know. A frog?"
- GEORGE: "No. Frog is wrong."
I Saw Your Act
- MARLENE: "Well, I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
- JERRY: "Tuesday night, what happened Tuesday night?"
- MARLENE: "I saw your act. To be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It was just so much fluff."
- JERRY: "So what are you saying, you didn't like my act so that's it?"
- MARLENE: "I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
- JERRY: "You're a cashier!"
People
- KRAMER: "I don't understand people. I mean, why would George want to deprive you of pleasure? Is it just me?"
- JERRY: "It's partially you, yeah."
Puddy
- GEORGE: "By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?"
- ELAINE: "I needed to move a bureau."
A Couple of White People
- DARREL: "So we're just...a couple of white people?"
- ELAINE: "I guess."
- DARREL: "Do you want to go to The Gap?"
